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The Legend of $CHOKE

Miss Choksondik spent her life shaping young minds and ruining childhoods—and now, she's back in the form of $CHOKE, a memecoin so ridiculously legendary that even Cartman would invest (if his mom gave him her credit card).

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MISS CHOKSONDIK

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MISS CHOKSONDIK

MISS CHOKSONDIK

Who is Diane Choksondik?

Miss Choksondik wasn't just a teacher—she was a force of nature. Tough as nails, saggy as hell, and determined to make sure her students didn't turn out like Cartman. Now, she's back in the form of $CHOKE, the Solana memecoin built for absolute degenerates.

Weak hands will be expelled, and only the strongest will graduate to financial greatness. Hold tight or get choked out—Miss Choksondik wouldn't have it any other way!

How To Buy $CHOKE?

Master the art of degeneracy and financial enlightenment, guided by the saggiest, strictest teacher to ever grace South Park Elementary. Follow these sacred steps or prepare to be schooled.

1
Buy Solana on a DEX or CEX

Before you can enroll in the School of $CHOKE, you need Solana. Stack up so you're ready when class starts. Don't be the fool showing up empty-handed while the real degenerates are doing their homework. Grab SOL, or get left behind on the short bus to rektville.

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Buy $CHOKE on DEX like GMGN or BullX Neo

You need to get your hands on $CHOKE fast. Load up before the class fills up, because once the bell rings, this train's leaving the station. Don't be the idiot still stuck at their desk while the real degenerates are mooning. Get $CHOKE now, or prepare to be schooled.

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Spread the Gospel of $CHOKE

Now it's time to educate the masses. Preach the power of Miss Choksondik's legacy, convert non-believers, and make sure no degenerate is left behind. Shill it, meme it, and force-feed it to every group chat until $CHOKE is the law of the land.

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Token Roadmap

Our Token Roadmap

Miss Choksondik's master plan to educate the masses in the art of degenerate finance.

PHASE #1
Launch & Initial Marketing
  • Launch the token while pretending we have a real plan
  • Shill $CHOKE harder than Cartman scams his mom
  • Build a strong community of degens and future valedictorians.
  • Beg influencers to tweet about it for free
PHASE #2
DEX Listings & Partnerships
  • Start the first wave of memes and shilling.
  • Secure DEX listings so everyone can get $CHOKE.
  • Build partnerships that actually matter—no fluff.
  • Launch community events, contests, and giveaways.
PHASE #3
Community Takeover
  • Get $CHOKE trending harder than Cartman's weight gain.
  • Get listed on even bigger exchanges because why not?
  • Meme our way into the hearts (and wallets) of degens.
  • Strengthen the meme culture, ensuring $CHOKE stays iconic.
PHASE #4
Global Domination
  • $CHOKE takes over crypto Twitter and becomes a legend.
  • Get Elon Musk or Mr. Beast to acknowledge our existence.
  • Ride the hype train until the wheels fall off.
  • Miss Choksondik's legacy is cemented in crypto history.
Our Chokenomics

Our Chokenomics

Making Bags Thicker Than Miss Choksondik's Glasses" – The only investment strategy you need.

  • Max Supply 1 Billion
  • Liquidity Burned
  • 5% marketing
  • 0% Tax
  • 5% DEX Costs
Token Frequently Questions

Frequently Questions

Crypto 101 with Miss Choksondik – Pay Attention!

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Is $CHOKE a serious investment?

Absolutely not. This is a full-blown meme—but hey, Dogecoin was a joke too, and look how that turned out. Just remember, Miss Choksondik doesn't tolerate paper hands, so buy at your own risk and hold tight.

Where can I buy $CHOKE?

You can get $CHOKE on decentralized exchanges (DEX) where degenerates gather. Check platforms like GMGN, BullX Neo, or your Phantom Wallet and swap your SOL like a true scholar.

Is this a rug pull?

Hell no! Miss Choksondik ran a tight classroom, and we run a tight project. Liquidity is locked, there are no sketchy team wallets, and everyone gets the same fair start. The only thing getting rugged is weak hands.

Will $CHOKE go to the moon?

Only if you degens shill hard enough. This is a memecoin, which means it's powered by memes, hype, and an unhealthy obsession with South Park references. So if you want moon missions, start spreading the word—or get choked out of generational wealth.